In the Name of God, Most Merciful, Most Kind
The leader of the left party :
- How is hypocrisy going? Not cursing, condemning
China for making fun of its Muslims?
Iran's leader, doppelganger:
- It's going well! As you know, we are hypocrites and
have allied ourselves with them and at the same time we are trying to ally
ourselves with Arabs, they hide, distort the word of God in the Quran, which
suits us.
[47:24] Why do they not study the Quran carefully? Do they have locks on their minds?
[2:140] Do you say that
Abraham, Ismail, Isaac, Jacob, and the Patriarchs were Jewish or Christian?
Say, "Do you know better than GOD? Who is more evil than one who conceals
a testimony he has learned from GOD? GOD is never unaware of anything you do."
[3:99] Say, "O followers of the scripture,
why do you repel from the path of GOD those who wish to believe, and seek to
distort it, even though you are witnesses?" GOD is never unaware of anything you do.
The
leader of the left party :
- Yes, because you have a black turban that presents
you as a descendant of Mohammad, hypocritically "Blue-Blooded", ha,
ha… but what do you mean by they hide?
Iran's leader, doppelganger:
- First most of them know hadiths but not the Quran,
then they idolize their imams like we do, then they accept everything that is
said as hadiths.
[6:94] "You have come back to us as
individuals, just as we created you the first time, and you have left
behind what we provided for you. We do not see with you the intercessors that
you idolized and claimed that they will help you. All ties among you have been
severed; the idols you set up have abandoned you." [17:36] Ni ska inte acceptera någon
information, om ni inte själva bekräftar den. Jag har givit er hörseln, synen,
och hjärnan, och ni ansvarar för att använda dem.
The leader of the left party :
- I know, people have hadiths about everything and
they argue with each other about them, like about God, paradise... because they
have divided God's religion, ha, ha...
[3:66] You have argued about things you knew; why do you argue about things you do not know? GOD knows, while you do not know.
Iran's leader, doppelganger:
- Then as I said they distort the word of God, if he
exists, they are ashamed of certain expressions in the Quran such as
"penetrating", and they teach the Quran without these expressions to
"children" already as youngsters, otherwise sexuality would be taught
already in primary school but they don't want to! like us!
The leader of the left party :
- Which verse in the Quran?
Iran's leader,
doppelganger:
- Vers 4:23, : translated word for word:
-“ She Inviolable (/Forbidden) For You: Your Mothers
And Your Daughters And Your Sisters And Your Aunts, And Your Mother's Sisters
And Your Daughters (Of) Your Brother And Your Daughters (Of) Your Sister And
Your Mothers Who Suck Your (Children) And Your Sisters. Of Something (Holy)
Breastfeeding Also Your Mothers (Of) Your Women And Your Stepdaughters Who Are
Among The Forbidden (For) You, Of Something (Holy) Women Of Yours, Those Who
Penetrate You With Their (Consent). Then If Indeed You Have Not (Wives),
Penetrate You With Their (Consent), Then (Is) No Mischief Upon You. Plus
(Forbidden) Wives (Of) Your Sons, Those Who Are From , Your Backbone. Plus That
(Prohibition) You Shall Include Among Two Sisters, Besides That (Marriage)
Already He Preceded. Surely Allah, He is Oft-Forgiving, Most Merciful.”
The leader of the left party :
- What does it say in other translations?
Iran's
leader, doppelganger:
- These are not translations, they are just
interpretations, such as:
Quran The Final Testament, translated by Rashad Khalifa, Ph.D.
[4:23] Prohibited to you [for marriage] are your
mothers, your daughters, your sisters, your father's sisters, your mother's
sisters, your brother's daughters, your sister's daughters, your [milk] mothers
who nursed you, your sisters through nursing, your wives' mothers, and your
step-daughters under your guardianship [born] of your wives unto whom you have
gone in. But if you have not gone in unto them, there is no sin upon you. And
[also prohibited are] the wives of your sons who are from your [own] loins, and
that you take [in marriage] two sisters simultaneously, except for what has
already occurred. Indeed, Allah is ever Forgiving and Merciful.
The Quranic Arabic Corpus - Translation
[4:23]
Sahih International: Prohibited to you [for marriage] are your mothers,
your daughters, your sisters, your father's sisters, your mother's sisters,
your brother's daughters, your sister's daughters, your [milk] mothers who
nursed you, your sisters through nursing, your wives' mothers, and your
step-daughters under your guardianship [born] of your wives unto whom you have
gone in. But if you have not gone in unto them, there is no sin upon you. And
[also prohibited are] the wives of your sons who are from your [own] loins, and
that you take [in marriage] two sisters simultaneously, except for what has
already occurred. Indeed, Allah is ever Forgiving and Merciful.
Pickthall: Forbidden unto you are your mothers, and your daughters, and your
sisters, and your father's sisters, and your mother's sisters, and your
brother's daughters and your sister's daughters, and your foster-mothers, and
your foster-sisters, and your mothers-in-law, and your step-daughters who are
under your protection (born) of your women unto whom ye have gone in - but if
ye have not gone in unto them, then it is no sin for you (to marry their
daughters) - and the wives of your sons who (spring) from your own loins. And
(it is forbidden unto you) that ye should have two sisters together, except
what hath already happened (of that nature) in the past. Lo! Allah is ever
Forgiving, Merciful.
Yusuf Ali: Prohibited to you (For marriage) are:- Your mothers, daughters,
sisters; father's sisters, Mother's sisters; brother's daughters, sister's
daughters; foster-mothers (Who gave you suck), foster-sisters; your wives'
mothers; your step-daughters under your guardianship, born of your wives to
whom ye have gone in,- no prohibition if ye have not gone in;- (Those who have
been) wives of your sons proceeding from your loins; and two sisters in wedlock
at one and the same time, except for what is past; for Allah is Oft-forgiving,
Most Merciful;-
Shakir: Forbidden to you are your mothers and your daughters and your sisters
and your paternal aunts and your maternal aunts and brothers' daughters and
sisters' daughters and your mothers that have suckled you and your
foster-sisters and mothers of your wives and your step-daughters who are in
your guardianship, (born) of your wives to whom you have gone in, but if you
have not gone in to them, there is no blame on you (in marrying them), and the
wives of your sons who are of your own loins and that you should have two
sisters together, except what has already passed; surely Allah is Forgiving,
Merciful.
Muhammad Sarwar: You are forbidden to marry your mothers, daughters,
sisters, paternal aunts, maternal aunts, nieces, your foster-mothers, your
foster-sisters, your mothers-in-law, your step-daughters whom you have brought
up and with whose mothers you have had carnal relations. It would not be a sin
to marry her if you did not have carnal relations with her mother. You are
forbidden to marry the wives of your own sons and to marry two sisters at the
same time without any adverse affect to the such relations of the past. God is
All-forgiving and All-merciful.
Mohsin Khan: Forbidden to you (for marriage) are: your mothers,
your daughters, your sisters, your father's sisters, your mother's sisters,
your brother's daughters, your sister's daughters, your foster mother who gave
you suck, your foster milk suckling sisters, your wives' mothers, your step
daughters under your guardianship, born of your wives to whom you have gone in
- but there is no sin on you if you have not gone in them (to marry their
daughters), - the wives of your sons who (spring) from your own loins, and two
sisters in wedlock at the same time, except for what has already passed;
verily, Allah is OftForgiving, Most Merciful.
Arberry: Forbidden to you are your mothers and daughters, your sisters, your
aunts paternal and maternal, your brother's daughters, your sister's daughters,
your mothers who have given suck to you, your suckling sisters, your wives'
mothers, your stepdaughters who are in your care being born of your wives you
have been in to -- but if you have not yet been in to them it is no fault in
you - and the spouses of your sons who are of your loins, and that you should
take to you two sisters together, unless it be a thing of the past; God is
All-forgiving, All-compassionate.
The leader of the left party :
- Okay, so they'll vote for us, ha, ha...
Iran's
leader, doppelganger:
- Yes, the
imams' task is to deliver the Quran, the word of God, but they don't do it,
they want responsibility, power, and spread fear so that people are afraid of
imams because they show the right path that suits them, they don't want Muslims
to be responsible for their hearing, sight and brain, imams want these
responsibilities, Muslims should not be critical thinking beings as it says in
the Quran like this:
Proverbs 29:25
The fear of man brings a snare, but
whoever trusts in the LORD will be protected.
The leader of the left party :
- Okay, And?
Iran's
leader, doppelganger:
- But as you know all our ayatollahs have published their books, treatises
on Islam called Resaleh (رساله), which means in Arabic “message (from God)
competing with the Quran, ha, ha…
[47:24] Why do they not study the Quran
carefully? Do they have locks on their minds?
The leader of the left party :
- But does that mean that each Ayatollah has his own
direction and understanding of the Quran?
[15:89] And proclaim: "I am the manifest warner." [15:90] We will deal with the dividers.
Iran's
leader, doppelganger:
- It is an excellent way to share the Quran since we accept only a part of
the Quran, for our purpose.
[15:90] We will deal with the dividers. [15:91] They accept the Quran only
partially.
The leader of the left party :
- But it says in the Quran that you should not replace God's word, that's why I'm an atheist, ha, ha...
Iran's leader, doppelganger:
- ha, ha… but imams are idols for Muslims, they are like messengers,
guides, ha, ha…
[7:3] You shall all follow what is revealed to you from your Lord; do not follow any idols besides Him. Rarely do you take heed.
The
leader of the left party :
- Yes, Muslims are dependent on their imams, their idols, they don't
examine the word of God, ha, ha...
Iran's leader, doppelganger:
- Even if Muslims study the Quran carefully, they will not understand the
contents thanks to hadiths, ha, ha...
The leader of the left party :
- Hadiths are needed because not everything is written in the Quran...
[17:89] We have cited for the people in this Quran all kinds of examples, but most people insist upon disbelieving.
[18:27] You shall recite what is revealed to you of your Lord's scripture. Nothing shall abrogate His words, and you shall not find any other source beside it.
Iran's
leader, doppelganger:
- Exactly, that's why we make Hadiths and relate them to God, the Quran,
imams and not least to our Messiah, the twelfth imam, ha, ha...
Iran's
leader, doppelganger:
- according to our hadiths, ISIS (داعش) will arise before his, the
twelfth imam's arrival otherwise who do you think made their flags?
The leader of the left party :
- I know... ha, ha...
Iran's leader, doppelganger:
- Since we force people to read other hadiths already in elementary school
and those who are against it are completely subdued by our authorities like in
Islamic countries, ha, ha...
[2:256] There shall be no compulsion in religion: the right way is now distinct from the wrong way. Anyone who denounces the devil and believes in GOD has grasped the strongest bond; one that never breaks. GOD is Hearer, Omniscient.
The leader of the left party :
- Excellent, homosexuals should suffer in Arab countries because Arabs
should not be allies with the West...
[16:125] You shall invite to the path of your Lord with wisdom and kind enlightenment, and debate with them in the best possible manner. Your Lord knows best who has strayed from His path, and He knows best who are the guided ones.
Iran's leader, doppelganger:
- Yes, and since we have invested heavily in being a world leader in Islam,
with "true, pure Islam" then we should also ban homosexuality but
with the exception that we should change their gender, ha, ha... While we
read this verse:
” [7:80] Lot said to his people, "You commit such an
abomination; no one in the world has done it before!” , but we're not saying
they were rapists, ha, ha...
The leader of the left party :
- Ha, ha… Same-sex sexual activity is criminalized and carries severe
penalties.
Iran's
leader, doppelganger:
- Yes, Christians treat, meet others with love, but they allow homosexual
marriage in the church which we exploit here and say "moral fall in
Western states". Most of Muslims are extremely proud, therefore they
"blow their fists" according to verse 113:4! as soon as you criticize
them, if they had read about pride in the Bible or the Koran they would have
seen that God sent messengers as a brother to transgressors, so the sinners
would be treated brotherly, and neither would they judge anyone, only warn or give
good news, but we do exactly the opposite, ha, ha...
[7:65] To `Aad we sent their brother Hood. He
said, "O my people, worship GOD; you have no other god beside Him. Would
you then observe righteousness?" [7:73] Till Thamûd sände vi deras bror
Sãleh. Han sa, "O mitt folk, dyrka GUD; ni har ingen
annan gud än Honom. Ni har fått bevis från er Herre: här är GUDs kamel, att
tjäna som ett tecken för er. Låt henne äta från GUDs jord, och skada henne inte
på något vis, så att ni inte ådrar er ett smärtsamt straff.
[7:65] To `Aad we sent their brother Hood. He
said, "O my people, worship GOD; you have no other god beside Him. Would
you then observe righteousness?"
[7:85] To Midyan we sent their brother Shu`aib.
He said, "O my people, worship GOD; you have no other god beside Him.
Proof has come to you from your Lord. You shall give full weight and full
measure when you trade. Do not cheat the people out of their rights. Do not
corrupt the earth after it has been set straight. This is better for you, if you are believers.
The leader of the left party :
- Yes! But Muslims have learned to pass judgment on the unbelievers, they
themselves are without sin, ha, ha…
Iran's leader, doppelganger:
- Yes, as I said, you should have a distaste for Islam and Arabs in Western
states, since our foot soldiers teach them that it is their right to live and
support themselves on benefits in Western states because all the misery comes
from the West, which, among other things, cheers for Israel.
[4:79] Anything good that happens to you is from GOD, and anything bad that happens to you is from you. We have sent you as a messenger to the people, and GOD suffices as witness.
Iran's leader, doppelganger:
- That's what imams do, it's their responsibility to guide idiots...
The leader of the left party :
- In other words, you force people to be Muslims, ha, ha... As I said, we
should be allies with hypocrites...…
Iran's
leader, doppelganger:
- hypocrite, ha, ha… “Man” should learn to be a hypocrite, this man can
become our “lackey” later, which suits us and our tactics, we should be called,
“the hypocritical country”, ha, ha…
The leader of the left party :
- Yes, it says in the Quran verse 4:80 that one should obey God and the
messenger, but you have your 12 imams from the past then current imams that
people obey them blindly, ha, ha... imams as the guardians of the people, ha,
ha...
[4:80] Whoever obeys the messenger is obeying GOD. As for those who turn away, we did not send you as their guardian.
[6:104] Enlightenments have come to you from your Lord. As for those who can see, they do so for their own good, and those who turn blind, do so to their own detriment. I am not your guardian.
[10:108] Proclaim: "O people, the truth has come to you herein from your Lord. Whoever is guided is guided for his own good. And whoever goes astray, goes astray to his own detriment. I am not a guardian over you." [10:109] Follow what is revealed to you, and be patient until GOD issues His judgment; He is the best judge.
Iran's leader, doppelganger:
- And that's why we have the death penalty for those who don't want to be
Muslims like other Arab countries, ha, ha...
[4:137] Surely, those who believe, then disbelieve, then believe, then disbelieve, then plunge deeper into disbelief, GOD will not forgive them, nor will He guide them in any way.* In other words, one can renounce one's religion after becoming a believer; there is no compulsion in religion.
The leader of the left party :
- And you are one of the countries that has the most death penalty, ha, ha…
kill those who are not with you, they can think independently...
[5:99] The sole duty of the messenger is to deliver the message, and GOD knows everything you declare and everything you conceal.
Iran's
leader, doppelganger:
- And we use the Quran as butter for the people's suffering, the Quran is a
cure for the people, as verse 41:44, ha, ha...
[41:44] If we made it a non-Arabic Quran they would have said, "Why did it come down in that language?" Whether it is Arabic or non-Arabic, say, "For those who believe, it is a guide and healing. As for those who disbelieve, they will be deaf and blind to it, as if they are being addressed from faraway."
The leader of the left party :
- Yes, do it with thousands of hadiths so that people will finally make a
revolution and get rid of religion!
[3:108] These are GOD's revelations; we recite them to you, truthfully. GOD does not wish any hardship for the people.
[2:185] Ramadan is the month during which the
Quran was revealed, providing guidance for the people, clear teachings, and the
statute book. Those of you who witness this month shall fast therein. Those who
are ill or traveling may substitute the same number of other days. GOD
wishes for you convenience, not hardship, that you may fulfill your
obligations, and to glorify GOD for guiding you, and to express your
appreciation.
Iran's leader, doppelganger:
- Yes, but first we must export revolution as our great leader, Khomeini,
has said and as you know it says in the Koran that the Christians who follow
Jesus shall have power over the Infidels until the end of the world, thanks to
the fact that they have only two scriptures unlike Muslims who have hadiths,
ha, ha... And Jesus didn't make a revolution, ha, ha...
[3:55] Thus, GOD said, "O Jesus, I am terminating your life, raising you to Me, and ridding you of the disbelievers. I will exalt those who follow you above those who disbelieve, till the Day of Resurrection. Then to Me is the ultimate destiny of all of you, then I will judge among you regarding your disputes.
The leader of the left party :
- Yes, and their hadiths are divided into four categories, unreliable,
fairly reliable, reliable and very reliable, ha, ha…
Iran's
leader, doppelganger:
- Ha, ha… Since we have our brainwashers in case someone points out
something that is not logical like the old slogan before the revolution which
was “independence, freedom, Islamic republic”, we do as usual, as we usually do
with the Koran, we distort the concept, analyze everything….
The leader of the left party :
- I know it as Soviet, North Korea...
Iran's leader, doppelganger:
- As I said, our brainwashers work 24 hours a day to
divide between religions, Islam should be for Marxists, ha, ha...
[22:34] For each congregation [Christians, Jews, Muslims] we have decreed rites whereby they commemorate the name of GOD for providing them with the livestock. Your god is one and the same god; you shall all submit to Him. Give good news to the obedient.
The leader of the left party :
- And since it says in the Quran that one should seek
protection from evil, ha, ha...
Koran Verse 113
1- Say: I seek refuge with the Lord of the Dawn 2- From the evil of that which He created 3- From the evil of the darkness when it is
intense 4- And from the evil of the
blowers in knots 5- And from the evil
of an envier when he envies
Iran's leader, doppelganger:
- good! Not only that, it says in sura 114 that one should seek protection
from the whisperers:
[114:1] Say, "I seek refuge in the Lord of the people. [114:2] "The King of the
people. [114:3] "The
god of the people. [114:4] "From
the evils of sneaky whisperers. [114:5] "Who whisper into the chests of the people. [114:6] "Be they of the jinns, or the people."
- Since
God is forgiving, even since He is forgiving then He must forgive the Devil as
it says in verse:
The leader of the left party :
- But they don't understand the Quran, so they get angry at everything that
doesn't suit their understanding, ha, ha... They now believe that all misery
comes from Western states...
[39:52] Do they not realize that GOD is the One who increases the provision for whomever He chooses, and withholds? These are lessons for people who believe.
In the Name of God, Most Merciful, Most Kind